Assistance Required!! (again)

If, for example, you had to write a short biography of yourself for a conference programme where would you start?? I've just discovered that I should have submitted one yesterday for a conference on corporate governance (yeah, I know, worrying thing is I actually find it interesting!) and now I'm completely at a loss of what to write!!! Help?

Anyone fancy meeting up for dinner this evening?

I don't want to go to the sluts meet, 'cos I'm tired and need some sleep, but I don't have any food in the house so if anyone fancies meeting up for a meal somewhere give me a shout!